i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
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Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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