i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
