If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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