white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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