Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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