I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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