is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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