He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
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Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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