I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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