So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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