Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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