If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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