stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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