Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.

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(310): View more from California

Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..

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(410): View more from Maryland

we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.

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(347): View more from New York

alright she left, finally time to fart up the room

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(586): View more from Michigan

at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....

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(303): View more from Colorado

i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk

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(614): View more from Ohio

she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.

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