i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos