so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.