i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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