I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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