pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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