plz talk dirty to me
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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