you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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