I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Boobs are out for the taking
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
