She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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