Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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