It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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