matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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