there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂