i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.