I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
she woke up with a sticky ear
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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