Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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