Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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