Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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