his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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