so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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