you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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