if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
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