Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Randomize
