you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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