Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
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don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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