I seem to have left my pride at pride
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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