Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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