so explain again why im purple
no
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
