hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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