somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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