you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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