so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
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I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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