I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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