There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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