Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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