i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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