i wish starbucks made bloody marys
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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