He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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