i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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