all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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