batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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