your room smells of hookers.
And success
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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